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the cinnamon peeler's wife

11.09.2004 at 9:40:00 AM

stupid post

you asked for it, you are gonna get it (this blog strives to grant all requests as long as i receive a check in the mail). you asked for stupid, dumb, orange boxer shorts: well bushie epitomizes it all. stupid is as stupid does...

"Down in Florida in the early voting, there were computer glitches, confusing ballots, long lines and chaos. And when President Bush heard about this, he said, 'Mission accomplished!'"
-David Letterman

"Bush bragged that more Iraqis say their country is on the right track than Americans say our country is on the right track. Boy, there’s a campaign slogan for you — 'America: More F*cked Up Than Fallujah!'" —Bill Maher

"President Bush is not fazed by other candidates' war records. He said, I may have not fought in Vietnam, but I created one." —Craig Kilborn

"Last night, in a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have." —Conan O'Brien

"According to the latest poll in the Washington Post, 63 percent of Americans said that so far they approve of President Bush. Not surprisingly, the other 37 percent are English teachers."
-Conan O'Brien

"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which."
-Dennis Miller

"Bush advisers have long been worried that a lagging economy could hamper the president's re-election chances. They hope that the Cabinet shake-up will provide a needed jolt. If that doesn't work, North Korea has to go." —Jon Stewart

"Bush the younger has two things going for him that his father never had. One: an easy charm with regular people and two: the power to make them disappear without a trial." —Bill Maher

"Did you see President Bush land on the aircraft carrier? President Bush told reporters on the carrier after he landed that the pilot actually let him fly the plane for a little bit. In a related story, Dick Cheney said that he once let President Bush run the country for a few minutes."
-Conan O'Brien

Anonymous Anonymous said...

see, i told you the daily mirror cover was funny! on another note, while you claim the blog is "stupid" really all you are doing is veiling a political rant with the comedic phrases of today's humorists, the late night talk show hosts. is this truly acting in a manner that can be considered stupid? is it? i think not dear cinnamon peeler. oh you are wiley.  

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

orange boxer shorts? de que hablas? don't you know i'm loco? (picture weird figure movements near vicinity of head in the manner of Hansel in Zoolander)  

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Blogger Syeeda said...

Salams Tamanna,

Just wanted to say I have enjoyed reading your blog--everything from the sublime to the ridiculous on here. Ramadan Mubarak!

Syeeda  

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Blogger Azher said...

Sahar is right, you can't just make a psuedo stupid blog, you have to do something so utterly stupid that even I am put to shame.  

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree with both azher and sahar (who are these people? i hope they're not aliens) anyways, i have some advice on how you can make this completely inane, it's based on the teachings of a revered non-existant guru who's amazing and for some odd reason still single. just start saying you've invented various things that everybody knows you didn't (like the internet or spam) and say that you are inanimate objects or tell others that they are inanimate objects (like, I am cheese and You are a card catalog). But I must caution you, don't go the route of Al Hallaj, try to keep these tall tales withing reason and as far away from blashphemy as possible. Good Luck!  

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